“Stomp on a glass, plant a tree, handfast with me.

Chinese Tea Ceremony, tie a knot.

San San Kudo, saki shot.

Jump a broom, pour some sand,

take your loved one by the hand.

Exchange rings, exchange vows.

And you’re stuck together now!”

— Cheesy Wedding Poem by Amanda Arehart, Owner, Lovingly Yours Weddings and Events, LLC